If you've looked under the Widmer bottle caps, you've seen our quirky collection of prosts (German for "toasts"). Here's your chance to come up with your own prost. Just enter one below. If it isn't profane, and is unique and funny, you could win PROST OF THE WEEK, and get a Widmer cap. Enter as often as you like, and remember: wacky thoughts are encouraged.


What is your prost?

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Previous Prosts of the Week:
To Mouthwash! (Winner week 10/13/97)

To bug zappers! (Winner week 10/6/97)

To left handed bacon turners! (Winner week 9/29/97)

To oscilloscopes! (Winner week 9/22/97)

To Speed Bumps! (Winner week 9/15/97)

To Yada Yada Yada! (Winner week 9/8/97)

To the green guy on the WALK sign! (Winner week 9/1/97)

To Boomerangs! (Winner week 8/25/97)

To halitosis remedies! (Winner week 8/18/97)

To Saaz! (Winner week 8/11/97)

To Lincoln Logs! (Winner week 8/4/97)

To the Batmobile! (Winner week 7/28/97)

To carpool lanes! (Winner week 7/21/97)

To the Bigtoe! (Winner week 7/14/97)

To Martian Rovers! (Winner week 7/7/97)

To zymurgy! (Winner week 6/30/97)

To air conditioning! (Winner week 6/23/97)

To circular files! (Winner week 6/16/97)

To Highlighters! (Winner week 6/9/97)

To air fresheners! (Winner week 6/2/97)

To Ba! (Winner week 5/26/97)

To the backstroke! (Winner week 5/19/97)

To Pixie Sticks! (Winner week 5/12/97)

To Cliff Notes! (Winner week 5/5/97)

To woofers and tweeters! (Winner week 4/28/97)

To prehensile tails! (Winner week 4/21/97)

To ambidexterity! (Winner week 4/14/97)

To Spring! (Winner week 4/7/97)

To Chaos Theory! (Winner week 3/31/97)

To lava domes! (Winner week 3/24/97)

To applesauce! (Winner week 3/17/97)

To badminton! (Winner week 3/10/97)

To shay! (Winner week 3/3/97)

To Slip-n-Slides! (Winner week 2/24/97)

To e=mc2! (Winner week 2/17/97)

To having three hotels on Boardwalk and Parkplace! (Winner week 2/10/97)

To light-Up Yo-Yo's! (Winner week 2/3/97)

To euchre! (Winner week 1/27/97)

To ur-a-lur-a-lur-a! (Winner week 1/20/97)

To foosball! (Winner week 1/13/97)

To chess! (Winner week 1/6/97)

To belly - flops! (Winner week 12/30/96)

To new moons! (Winner week 12/23/96)

To Umpalumpas! (Winner week 12/16/96)

To the pommel horse! (Winner week 12/9/96)

To garlic! (Winner week 12/2/96)

To tuning forks! (Winner week 11/24/96)

To scullers! (Winner week 11/17/96)

To sea monkeys! (Winner week 11/10/96)

To sousaphone players! (Winner week 11/3/96)

To Roy G. Biv! (Winner week 10/27/96)

To diphthongs! (Winner week 10/20/96)

To Velcro straps! (Winner week 10/14/96)

To thumb wrestling! (Winner week 10/7/96)

To philosophy! (Winner, week 9/23/96)

To aerosol cheese! (Winner, week 9/16/96)

To things that rhyme with orange (Winner, week 9/9/96)

To A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y (Winner, week 9/2/96)

To sesquipedalians (Winner, week 8/26/96)

To elbow grease (Winner, week 8/19/96)

To Snooze Buttons
To Fly Fishing
To Buck Snort
To the Bald-Headed Hornet (Winners, week 8/12/96)

To fingerfoods (Winner, week 8/5/96)

To tye dyed hair (Winner, week 7/29/96)

To lemondrops (Winner, week 7/22/96)

To animal shaped clouds (Winner, week 7/15/96)

To Kalamazoo and Timbuktu (Winner, week 7/8/96)

To Bedbug and Ballyhoo (Winner, week 7/1/96)

To Superheros (Winner, week 6/24/96)

To February 29th (Winner, week 6/17/96)

To Zamfir - Master of the Pan Flute (Winner, week 6/10/96)

To eight-tracks (Winner, week 6/3/96)

To Disc and DAT (Winner, week 5/27/96)

To left handed screwdrivers (Winner, week 5/20/96)

To double-jointed peoples (Winner, week 5/13/96)

To things that fizz (Winner, week 5/6/96)


Previous Prosts:
To button-fly jeans.
To onomatopoeias.
To squash that looks like people.
To loud librarians.
To black sheep.
To Q words.
To Polar Bear clubs.
To palindromes.
To fuzzy fruit.
To fire walkers.
To unopposable thumbs.
To sea monkeys.
To paleontologists.
To ventriloquists.
To dogs named Steve.
To people who read bottle caps.
To the hiccup fish of Brazil.
To the platypus.
To the right side of the brain.
To the human cannonball.